Dirty Tequila, Dark Phoenix, Ron de Jeremy, Dr. Susan Block with Snake Eve, Amor Hilton, Maya. Photo: L’Erotique. Inserts: Sheri Winston, Succulent SEX Craft

Length 2:27:00   Date: Sept. 27, 2014

It’s our last show in the little RadioSUZY1 studio of New Bonoboville LAX, and what a succulent, sprawling, bi-coastal, “polycrafty” two and a half hours (yes, we go into overtime big time) of sex education, erotic exploration, sacred sexual celebration and live in-studio copulation it is!

As we go on-air, our LA guests are running late, so Maya and Capt’n Max join me in-studio to roll out the Bonoboville FUN-Raiser which is also a fundraiser (now on GoFundMe!) to renovate the big downstairs “Speakeasy” studios in time for The Bonobo Way pre-publication book launch and opening party on November 8^th, which also happens to be the Captain’s birthday. So please help us build a great new space, create a little magic and save the bonobos! Be part of something meaningful, sexy and super-fun. Like the real bonobos, we’re all about reciprocity, so check here to see what kinds of cool gifts and perks you’ll get for even the smallest donation.

Sheri Winston: Succulent SEX Craft

Then Sheri Winston, sex educator, author and recipient of the 2010 AASECT Book of the Year award, joins us via webcam from New York, to talk about her newest book, Succulent SEX Craft, a wonderful, practical, detailed manual for enjoying more pleasurable sex and deeper love in all your relationships, including that with the longest-term sex partner you’ll ever have: yourself.

A former nurse and midwife, Sheri knows human sexual anatomy like a mechanic knows cars. Her approach is practical and yes, quite crafty. After all, sex is not just a basic instinct, mysterious force, carnal activity, and it’s certainly nobody’s “original sin.” Sex is, at least in part, a craft and, like any craft, the more you practice, the more of a “virtuoso” sex practitioner you will be. Succulent SEX Craft is packed with easy-to-follow exercises to get your juices flowing in the direction of sexual virtuosity.

Speaking of flowing, with a little help from whatever he’s drinking, Capt’n Max fondly reminisces about his own sex education at the guiding hands of several wonderful, mature women in 1950s Italy when he was an age that would now be considered way too young, at least according to American law.

We also talk about the erotic benefits of deep breathing, pelvic floor muscle (PFM) exercises and getting in touch with your animal nature, as well as the problems with infant circumcision (male and female) and the evolving, collective human openness to erotic fulfillment as a force of good for the individual, the couple, the community and the world.

Who-a You Gonna O-BOMB-a Next, Obama?

We need more books like Succulent SEX Craft to fight the anti-sex violence threatening our world today. As Paul Rasuchenbusch says, “You can’t bomb an ideology. You have to combat it with a better ideology.” Hopefully, the evolving ideology of sex-positivity and peace through pleasure will overtake the bombings and beheadings that currently predominate global discourse.

I’ve been a pretty constant Obama supporter over the years, since he and Joe Biden defeated Frank Moore and me when Frank ran for President in 2008 and I was his running mate. But Barack’s current blitz on terror is uninspiring, to say the least, and bound to create more terrorists among the families of the dead. Sadly, now when I think of the President, the spelling “O-bomb-a” comes to mind, and I wonder (in a Neapolitan accent), “Who-a you gonna O-bomb-a next, Obama?”

A better policy would be to love-bomb the so-called enemy with some Succulent SEX Craft. It’s a Weapon of Mass Seduction that’s bound to be more effective in swaying hearts, minds and juicy sexual bodies than mere missiles, guns and ammo.

Poly-Crafty Dark Phoenix & Sweet Haley Sweet

Part II in this epic three-parter takes us from the concept of sexual “succulence” to the act of actually sucking. Into the studio strides one of the sex-craftiest guys we know, the versatile and congenial Dark Phoenix, packing a case of crafty sex toys, from whips to floggers to a power tool that looks and sounds like it would be more appropriate on a construction site than a pleasure show. Then again, Speakeasy renovations are commencing…

The Phoenix also brings the sexy, svelte and incredibly sweet Haley Sweet. We last saw this hot combo practicing their sex craft together at our Purim Rising show, and they are hotter together than ever. They are, however, reluctant to be identified as a couple; that is, until I dub them “poly-crafty.” Hm… this could be a new relationship category for sex professionals and adult performers who practice their craft with various partners.

A lapsed Catholic altar boy, Phoenix inducts Haley into Bonoboville Communion, slurping the sacred salt off of her perfectly pert boobettes before ritualistically imbibing that dangerously delicious Dirty Tequila. Haley chooses to take her Communion off of Phoenix’s more-than-willing cock, and that’s where the sucking comes in. Thus fortified, she strips down and takes a spin around the stripper pole, coming close but not quite kicking off our heads. Now that’s crafty.

Then Dark Phoenix creates a contest between his power tool and my Hitachi Magic Wand (covered with a Condomania condom, of course). Several orgasms and gigglegasms later, Haley squeals, “It’s a tie!”

Amor Hilton, a.k.a. “Baby Block,” returns to Mama on DrSuzy.Tv!

Into this buzzing, shrieking showdown, the Prodigal Daughter returns. Baby Block is back! Not seen on DrSuzy.Tv in over a year, the beautiful and charming Hollywood socialite (now in the Hollywood Hills), Amor Hilton, looks pretty as a porcelain doll with new tattoos, fit and fine as ever, wearing nothing but a sparkle bra, pink Hello Kitty panties and enormous high heels. Plus her boobs seem to have grown! And yes, they’re still all-natural.

Like any happy mama, I’m thrilled to see my girl again, and we partake lovingly of Bonoboville Communion, licking each other’s pink nipples with sensuous gratitude, followed by shots of Ron de Jeremy rum, no less, the Hedgehog being a good buddy of Amor’s. Nevertheless, the fact lil Miss Hilton missed our anniversary and arrived at this show over an hour late (thank you, Juxlii for getting her here at all!) makes her naughty enough to warrant a good spanking, or as good as can be given on a now-crowded show in a tiny space.

Amor regales us with tales of her recent appearances on MTv, Runway TV and her “Dark Dollhouse” show. Then we both sit back and enjoy a heavenly view of Haley on the RadioSUZY1 pole stripping off her thong to reveal a perfectly shaved vulva and, once again, threatening to behead us all faster than Jihadi John with her spinning kicks around the stripper pole. Fortunately, we all survive, but OMG, what a body that Haley has (and she gave birth to an eight-pounder four years ago!), of which crafty Dark Phoenix takes full advantage. They forego the Bacon Lube (but thank you Wet; it smells like Bacos!) in favor of spit, and before we can say “boink til you oink,” they are screwing like bonobos on the little RadioSUZY1 table, sending papers, books, shot glasses and penis straws flying around the studio. What a climax to an awesome two and a half hours of sex, fun and wisdom!

Then it’s after-party time! Bidding farewell to a sexy September in Cat and Sam’s Buttload O’ Months, we turn the page to an even sexier October surprise. Speaking of which, the Bonoboville Fun-Raiser goes on all month on both our site and GoFundMe, so go donate now!