speakeasy

Two days after the Speakeasy Seder, we threw a little 17th Wedding Anniversary party around RadioSuzy1. If you weren’t invited, don’t be mad. It wasn’t a big thing like our 16th, just a small private gathering towards the end of our long Freedom Party Weekend, celebrating Max’s newfound liberty and our long-term love affair.

Nothing extraordinary happened, and considering our recent adventures, we had no need for the extraordinary. Of course, just being here at the Speakeasy is pretty extraordinary for Max after 9 wacko months at the Twin Towers Hotel and six bonus weeks in picaresque Delano where he was "processed" like human cheese. Surrounded by friends and supporters, great libations from Agwa, Agavero, Absente Absinthe (do all the coolest drinks begin with the letter A?), we were in heaven. At 11 pm, a bunch of us went into the RadioSuzy1 Studio while others hung out in the Speakeasy Bar, and did a great 17th Wedding Anniversary Show, which besides being a celebration of love and freedom, kicks off with a caller’s riveting mommy-son sex drama.

Keywords: dr.susan block, prison, spring, return, demeter, persephone, speakeasy, max

And so my love has returned.  

Gone are the long cold nights of sleeping alone, unfucked and uncuddled.  Suddenly, I am embraced in warmth, intimacy and simultaneous orgasms.  Each day, my heart does a little dance of joy and relief.  My love has returned.  It’s Spring!

RadioSuzy1: Max is Back! . Photo: Lillian

Keywords: dr.susan block, purim, purimspiel, esther, ahasuerus, haman, regan reese, mae victoria, bacchanal, sex toys, yale, february club, speakeasy, max

Porn & Purim Bacchanal

After Eros Day cums Valentine’s Day, and after that cums the utterly obscure yet tantalizingly erotic holiday of Purim, which we sometimes celebrate here at the Speakeasy with a Biblically themed orgy.

Last year’s Purim orgy was so spectacular that we are now releasing it to the public as a “Raw Editions” DVD.  In fact, my Porn & Purim Bacchanal is now a hot 2-DVD set AND a Multiple Download. It's over five hours, so you can crank your grogger all Purim night!

Keywords: dr.susan block, twitter, nightline, abc-tv, brian rooney, martin bashir, public access, bondage, freedom of speech, speakeasy, love

The Death of Public Access has brought down a flurry of mourners, protestors and the accompanying media.

Look Ma, I'm on Nightline!

When Nightline came to the Speakeasy, the first thing we had to do was cover up the dildos.

No Dildos Here!

After all, national television channels can show folks getting their heads blown off, but not a reasonable facsimile of a gentleman's genitalia. Oh no!

Keywords: dr.susan block, obama, inaugural, ball, orgy,eros day, plaentoid eros, regan reese, jessica jaymes, sinnamon love, lasse braun, axel braun, speakeasy

On our 10th annual Eros Day, we celebrated the power of change and the glory of hope with an Orgy for Obama.  

Yes indeed, Brothers & Sisters, Lovers & Sinners…

HOPE Is The New Black.

More to the point: HOPE makes you horny. 

Keywords: dr.susan block, obama, inaugural, ball, orgy, eros day, twitter, bettie page, public access, prison, criminal justice system, speakeasy, squirt, love

It's time for 2009, and the bill collector's on the line, reminding us America is in the hole, deep, so deep, it would be really hot if we were talking about sex.  But we're not, we're talking about debt.

The Bush Crime Family and their extended clan of billionaire bullies, military fetishists and closet case thieves have systemically looted our Land of Plenty.  America's biggest growth industry is now the U.S. Prison System where we are locking up way too many innocent folks just so other folks - deputies, bus drivers, cashiers, district attorneys, judges - can stay employed.

Keywords: dr.susan block, obama, twitter, spanksgiving, vision board, obamania, obamerica, frank moore, obaminaugural, cuckold, interracial sex, speakeasy, love

Brothers  & Sisters, Lovers & Sinners, let us come together to praise the power, the glory and the pure driving sex appeal of hope. 

Hope and a nickel won’t keep the meter maid away, in my experience.  But enough about experience! Experience can bring wisdom, but it can also breed contempt, corruption and the corroded American Cosa Nostra also known as the Bush Crime Family.  

Keywords: dr.susan block, twitter, halloween, scary sex, melo, melodramatic, meloversary, sarah palin, squirting dvd, female ejaculation, vision board, jack's mannequin, andrew macmahon, agwa coca leaf liqueur, speakeasy, love

Follow Me on Twitter
In this age of instant everything à la mode, I have sprouted wings and a beak.

Yes, I have become a Twitterer.  Or am I just a Twit?   Whatever I've become, I am now way too busy Twittering, or actually, Tweating, to blog.  Yes, I confess: I am a Twitter Addict.  I can't stop Tweating about  the silliest things from my breakfast to my orgasms, to my pithy political opinions to the twists and turns of Speakeasy intrigues, all in a matter of seconds.  Like good satisfying Quickie Sex, with everyone coming in rapid succession.  I even love that Twitter limits me to 140 words per Tweat and no photos, restraining me ever-so-gently, like velvet verbal bondage. 

Keywords: dr.susan block, sarah palin, john mccain, vice presdient, frak moore, sex education, 2004 election, speakeasy, bonobos, meloversary, love

Sarah Palin isn’t the only woman running for Vice President in this season’s U.S. Presidential sweepstakes. There is another candidate for the office on Number One Observatory Circle who also happens to have a vagina, and that candidate happens to be me.  Governor Palin and I have more in common than two X chromosomes: We both favor lipstick politics, love our supportive manly husbands, enjoy handling phallic objects - in her case a rifle, and in mine, a vibrator - and neither of us has had much of any government experience on the national stage at all.

Keywords: dr.susan block, nude, bodypainting, swinging, bisexuality, speakeasy, bonobos, meloversary, love

No matter how organized, there's something fundamentally debauched about a painting party.

Especially when skin is involved. Bodypainting, or even just fingerpainting, is always a sensuous, wild yet essentially innocent endeavor, wet color splashing here and there, bodies speckled like rare birds, faces streaked with warpaint.

Of course, here at the Speakeasy, we call it peacepaint (tm).