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Sex is playtime for adults. At least, when it's good, it is. Like children enjoy playing with toys, many adults enjoy playing with sex toys.

They don't have to be elaborate or electrical. Fruits and vegetables will do the trick, especially if they are long and firm, like cucumbers or zucchinis. If you're a size queen, you might try an eggplant. I call these organic sex toys "nature's own dildos."

For guys, it's a little more challenging. Some guys swear by the Banana Method which involves microwaving a firm banana skin with about half the banana inside for around 12 seconds. Then voila, you have "nature's own pocket pussy."

You can also use household objects. For instance, a flat-sided wooden hairbrush or an oversized spatula make very nice paddles. Any object that gives you or your partner pleasure can be utilized as a sex toy.

First Sex Toy: The Sprinkler

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Porn & Purim Bacchanal

After Eros Day cums Valentine’s Day, and after that cums the utterly obscure yet tantalizingly erotic holiday of Purim, which we sometimes celebrate here at the Speakeasy with a Biblically themed orgy.

Last year’s Purim orgy was so spectacular that we are now releasing it to the public as a “Raw Editions” DVD.  In fact, my Porn & Purim Bacchanal is now a hot 2-DVD set AND a Multiple Download. It's over five hours, so you can crank your grogger all Purim night!