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In this age of instant everything à la mode, I have sprouted wings and a beak.

Yes, I have become a Twitterer.  Or am I just a Twit?   Whatever I've become, I am now way too busy Twittering, or actually, Tweating, to blog.  Yes, I confess: I am a Twitter Addict.  I can't stop Tweating about  the silliest things from my breakfast to my orgasms, to my pithy political opinions to the twists and turns of Speakeasy intrigues, all in a matter of seconds.  Like good satisfying Quickie Sex, with everyone coming in rapid succession.  I even love that Twitter limits me to 140 words per Tweat and no photos, restraining me ever-so-gently, like velvet verbal bondage. 

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Sarah Palin isn’t the only woman running for Vice President in this season’s U.S. Presidential sweepstakes. There is another candidate for the office on Number One Observatory Circle who also happens to have a vagina, and that candidate happens to be me.  Governor Palin and I have more in common than two X chromosomes: We both favor lipstick politics, love our supportive manly husbands, enjoy handling phallic objects - in her case a rifle, and in mine, a vibrator - and neither of us has had much of any government experience on the national stage at all.