john mccain

Keywords: dr.susan block, sarah palin, john mccain, vice presdient, frak moore, sex education, 2004 election, speakeasy, bonobos, meloversary, love

Sarah Palin isn’t the only woman running for Vice President in this season’s U.S. Presidential sweepstakes. There is another candidate for the office on Number One Observatory Circle who also happens to have a vagina, and that candidate happens to be me.  Governor Palin and I have more in common than two X chromosomes: We both favor lipstick politics, love our supportive manly husbands, enjoy handling phallic objects - in her case a rifle, and in mine, a vibrator - and neither of us has had much of any government experience on the national stage at all.