April Flores

One of the sexiest, most powerful, progressive, open-minded and inspirational characters in American history was a freethinking businesswoman named Victoria Claflin Woodhull. Newspaper publisher extraordinaire, mediumistic hypnotherapist and fearless advocate of “Free Love,” an important precursor to the feminist and sexual revolutions, as well as ethical hedonism, Woodhull was also America’s first lady broker on Wall Street (along with her sister Tennessee Claflin, mistress to Cornelius Vanderbilt). And in 1872, the first female U.S. Presidential candidate, before women even had the right to vote.

Woodhull’s independent thinking, dazzling personal success, journalistic “outings” of powerful sexual hypocrites like the Reverend Henry Ward Beecher and open advocacy of sexual freedom earned her multiple enemies in both conservative America and the sex-averse suffragist movement. Some of Woodhull’s stronger enemies managed to squelch her once-powerful voice in her own lifetime, as well as in the history books. Over the course of the 20th century, Woodhull was almost forgotten. American schoolbooks don’t tend to mention her along with Susan B. Anthony and Elizabeth Cady Stanton, though Woodhull was at least as important a figure in the history of women’s rights.

There are often fireworks at the Speakeasy. But since America’s Birthday fell on a Saturday night this year, we worked that fire inside and out, climaxing with panoramic pyrotechnics on the roof, sparkling golden showers on RadioSuzy1 and an explosive Star-Spangled Banner aria in the bar sung acapella by magnificent Malena wearing nothing but Old Glory wrapped around her voluptuous form.

We started our 4th, like most Americans, with a BBQ. We called it “Porn & Hot Dogs.” My own darling Chef Max cooked up a scrumptious, saucily grilled buffet of hamburgers, salmon burgers, chicken burgers, cheeseburgers, veggie burgers, and of course, dozens of succulent, phallic franks of all kinds and sizes. Mmm… We just love those big beefy sausages, especially between warm fresh buns.

The first night Fatty Delicious, a.k.a. Fatty D, a.k.a. April Flores, came to the Speakeasy, it was like the circus was coming to town! And I'm not just saying that because Fatty has a Big Top.

April is a ton of fun. She is a big beautiful woman (BBW) with what seems to be an equally big heart and erotic appetite. Before the evening was over, all the bonobos at the Speakeasy had fallen in love with her, each in our own personal way.

I first noticed Fatty_D on Twitter when she started following me because, well, she is hard to miss! I was impressed by her dazzling Rubenesque appearance and sexy sense of humor, so I asked her to be my guest on RadioSuzy1. She accepted immediately and, unlike so many other porn stars, got to the Speakeasy on time. April brought her man Carlos Batts, a very chill guy who also happens to be the director of her latest film "Voluptuous Biker Babes." She also brought her lifelike Topco cyberskin pussy "Love Toy," to which we enjoyed doing perverse things throughout the radio show. We had some awesome calls on this show, including one from RadioDentata (whom I also met in the Twitterverse).