Masturbation Month ClimaxXxPosted in The Show
Length: 94:10 minutes Date: 05/26/2012
Masturbation Month 2012 comes to a climactic grand, screaming finale with a Memorial Day Weekend bare booby salute and exhortation for “Masturbation Not Occupation” in my Womb Room. Sexperts join sexpots, from Persia by way of Toronto to Florida, New York and the soul of Dowtown LA, bringing today an intriguing assortment of masturbation researchers, comedians, therapists, porn stars, pussy poppers, booty shakers, Chinese dissidents and American revolutionaries on this lugubrious war holiday mixed with a celebration of self-pleasure. Praise be to the art of self love and let us relish it for all seasons. Lay down your arms and use your fingers. Huzzah!
Yasi Mandanikia: Her first time in the Speakeasy as a show guest (she was an audience member on the SSSS Show and a guest on the phone on Masturbation de Mayo), this exquisite and bright Persian scholar and masturbation researcher from Simon Fraser University has watched every major movie since 2005 depicting masturbation scenes. Unfortunately, she didn’t find much to jill off to, disappointed to find that films generally portray solo sex as something shameful, primarily performed by single men. When asked to show and tell her self-petting skills, she coyly replies that she “just does the research part.”
Christin Bowman: Calling in from the Big Apple for the first time on RadioSuzy1, this City University of New York Graduate Center researcher in female masturbation has pinpointed 5 reasons why women touch themselves. (Find out what they are by clicking Play at the top of this blog to listen to this part of the show). Christin’s research inspires a spirited, political and personal discussion of female masturbation motives among my panel of sexperts and sexpots, though we all agree that sex education in American schools needs some revolutionizing, and Christin is on the front lines.
Marcy Diamond: Camming on The Dr. Susan Block Show over Skype, Marcy—and predominately Marcy’s bodacious behind—is the latest internet sensation for bottom-shaking fetishists everywhere (she also loves anal sex, and in the event she is “vaginaless” she feels she will remain just as satisfied). Tired of waiting for the 1 in 99% chance of making it in Hollywood, she capitalizes on her pre-existing ass-et as nature bestowed onto her and shakes her champion cheeks—both and individually—for us on webcam. No wonder visitors (including many coming from us!) are pouring into her site.
Tracey Sweet: In her third RadioSUZY1 appearance, Tracey sports Mini Mouse ears after having visited Disneyland (listen to the show to hear her confess which Disneyland ride has been christened by her) with our producer Tasia on her recent birthday. Sweet Tracey gets naked and plays with an Adult Play Parlor vibrator that looks like a phone. Then I paint her succulent nipples with red and blue frosting, turning her into a perfect Miss America with patriotic pasties which Tasia and I then deconstruct by sucking off all the frosting.
Dr. Hernando Chaves: SSSS (Society for the Scientific Study of Sexuality) 2012 Western Region President-Elect, as well as local LA psychotherapist and clinical sexologist, Dr. Chaves imparts his wisdom on morality, sex education funding and safer sex rubber band usage during masturbation.
Chris Gore: G4 comedian and friend of the Speakeasy, Chris arrives at the last moment to fill in the hole in the Womb Room left by our missing scheduled guests. An ever-grateful citizen of his country, Chris persuades me to flash my boobs for all the troops and dupes of America, many of whom come home with some variation of PTSD, needing all the titty treatment they can get.
Tasia Sutor: One year older and cuter than ever, the most outrageous and efficient producer in the history of the Dr. Susan Block Show, our self-twiddling Tasia, outfitted in her new Sorcerer’s Apprentice Mickey Mouse hat and gloves, closes the last Masturbation Month show with Tracey Sweet planting a neon American flagpole inside her patriotic posterior. Whereupon we all brokenly recite our pledge of allegiance. Finally, for a grand finale, she screams her way into a vociferous climax for Masturbation Month and this show on the Speakeasy Sybian.
Calls & Tweets:
Jason from Florida, an intense celebrator of Masturbation Month, is already in a state of release as he is put through on the air. After a brief refractory period, he asks if excessive petting can result in damage to the penis. Dr. Chaves suggests not leaving the rubber band on for too long.
Robert from Kansas calls to say that he masturbates EIGHT times a day, though he only masturbated once on the day of his call, and he was thinking of me when he came, for which he gets a gold star on his Masturbation Month report card.
Panty Boy tweets in his appreciation for the show and Tracey’s lacy panties.
Weapons of Mass Discussion:
Masturbation Not Occupation, Masturbation Month, Memorialists, Wankers & Spankers, Sexperts, Sexpots & Sex Addicts, Dr. David Ley, Perpetual Perma War, Underground Harems, Persia & Iran, Sexually Frustrated Persians, Monogamy, Polygamy, Polyandry, Orgasm Via Masturbation, Empowering Masturbation, Power At One’s Fingertips, Sexual Catharsis, Why Women Masturbate, Poor Sex Education, Fifth Graders Looking At Porn, Masturbation In Sex Ed Curriculum, Children Being Treated As Sexless Beings, Morality & Sex Ed Funding, Voting For Rick Santorum, Anal Sex Fluid Leaks, Women Masturbating Shamelessly, Occupation, Double Ass Smother, Saving Hymens Via Anal Sex, Group Spanking, Vaginalessness, Tampon Fetish, Redwings, Disneyland Corruption, Orgasms Alleviating Menstrual Pain, Sex During Menstruation, Masturbation Interruptions, Non Erotic Masturbation Movie Scenes, Hot Masturbation Scenes, Pleasantville Masturbation Scene, Masturbation To Alleviate Road Rage, Bonobo Way
Sucking On Phallic Flagpoles, Patriotic Fellatio, Filling The Guest Hole, Researching And Masturbating, Saluting Our Soldiers With Titties, Webcam Ass Shaking, Epic Skype Ass Shaking, Pussy Popping On American Flag, Individual Ass Cheek Shaking, Blowing Bubbles, Sexy Cupcake Eating, Flogging Nipples, Patriotic Nipple Frosting Licking, Frosting Pasties, Butthole Flashing, Butthole Soundtracking, Tech Department For Sex Toy Support, Unfriending Panties, Panty Prophet For Bonobos, Agwa Body Shots, Sticking the American Flag Up The Butt, Pledge Of Allegiance To Tasia’s Asshole, Dr. Stephen Hawkins’ Voice Requesting Anal Sex, Riding The Sybian, Screaming Sybian Orgasms, After-Party Hula-Hooping.