This Saturday Night, May 19th on The Dr. Susan Block Show

KiNK SURViVOR

This Saturday night’s live broadcast of The Dr. Susan Block Show will share the success stories of kinky survivors who screwed cancer in its own behind, so to speak. Joining international sexologist Dr. Susan Block in her Womb Room broadcast studios will be four KINK performers, including the amazing Jack Hammer who will trade “beating bladder cancer stories” with Captain Max, fetish model Alice Kingsnorth, and married couple/fetish performers Audrey Rose and Henry Jacob. Plus TS porn star Victoria Veil will help us continue celebrating Masturbation Month with a demonstration of her special self-pleasuring talent for auto-anal-intercourse.  AND we’ll celebrate our awesome producer Tasia Sutor‘s birthday!  Meaning, among other things, more Sybian rides & other erotic fun in our Adult Disneyland in the sky!

Dr. Suzy & Pr. Max. Photo: JuxLii

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"Myth of Sex Addiction" featuring Author Dr. David Ley (not shown), Layla Rivera in Munkey-Barz, DK, Starry Knight, Dr. Suzy, Eva Lin, Max Hardcore, Tasia Sutor. Photo: Ajay

Myth of Sex Addiction

Length: 120:34 minutes

Date: 5/12/2012

Are you or have you ever been a sex addict?  Has anyone ever called you one?  What is sex addiction?  Is it a real psychological illness or a myth concocted by professional addictionologists, inflated by the sensation-hungry media and perpetrated by desperate-for-redemption celebrity “sex addicts” like David Duchovny and Tiger Woods?  What about John Travolta?  What about us?  What does it mean when we talk about problematic human sexuality as an “addiction,” i.e., an uncontrollable sickness?  Perhaps equating sexual behavior with narcotic abuse by using the clinical label of “addiction” is actually more indicative of a mental illness in society than it is the individual.

Maybe “sex addiction” is just the current craze of therapists and mainstream media attaching fear to recreational sex, much as it was with prior commonly held beliefs such as masturbation leading to blindness, or that women with high sex drives were victims of “nymphomania.” Despite the lack of scientific substance, people love to call themselves and others “sex addicts.”  It’s like we’re addicted to seeing ourselves as addicts.  And even though being called a “sex addict” tends to be pretty humiliating, it can also be kind of sexy, especially for the great number of people who find the idea of being helplessly “out of control” intensely erotic, not to mention a good excuse for bad behavior.

So maybe the best option is just to wear the label like more of a badge of honor than a scarlet letter, much as people are already doing with labels like “slut” and “queer.”  As more and more normal people say, “Yes, I’m a sex addict, and I’m not ashamed,” maybe so-called experts would stop using it to vilify people whose sexual tastes are simply different from the norm or, on the other hand, to exonerate selfish sexual conduct.  We’re All Sex Addicts Now.

This show’s scintillating discussion on these subjects with Dr. David Ley, author of the The Myth of Sex Addiction, is followed by a veritable Sex Addict Orgy on my bed!  Well it is the second week of Masturbation Month, and it’s not enough for us to debunk masturbation addiction myths–we also need to masturbate!  Thus ensues a wild shrieking romp of Sybian rides, fisting and giant black dildos, more Sybian rides, trapeze and naked hula-hooping in the after-party, a moment of trauma when I broke an art piece (which can be fixed!), more erotic escapades, followed by some particularly hot sex with the hubby in our private after-after-party.  Yes indeed, we are sex addicts, and we are not ashamed.

Featured Guests:

Dr. David Ley: Clinical psychologist and our very first show guest to join us through Skype webcam, Dr. Ley discusses his hot new book, The Myth of Sex Addiction, whether or not sex addiction is a “sickness”—or just this generation’s way of applying guilt to recreational sex, an excuse to the guys who get caught, a way to condemn those who are sexually different and big business for therapists and the media.  Dr. Ley gives great interview.  It’s just too bad he’s on Skype and can’t join our Sex Addicts Orgy after such a stimulating discussion.

Eva Lin: This beautiful adult actress was once a Catholic altar boy. Having transitioned through a tough time with great courage and determination, she’s excited about her new life in LA.  She feels sex addiction is a real problem, though she’s not sure if it’s an illness.  While keeping her penis in her pretty panties, she does manage to get a a giant Adult Play Parlor vibrating dildo into Starry Night her fist into Layla Rivera during the Sex Addicts Orgy.

Starry Night: This RadioSuzy1 virgin doesn’t feel like she’s addicted to sex—she just loves it. She demonstrates that by celebrating Masturbation Month by having two wailing orgasms on board the Sybian, not to mention being on the receiving end of a whole lot of fingering, tonguing, a giant Adult Play Parlor vibrating dildo in the Sex Addicts Orgy with voracious cunnilingus and even a bit of old-fashioned intercourse with her man DK in the after-party.

DK: Starry’s Master and fellow performer, he drives the Sybian and gives Starry a real licking during the after-party.

Max Hardcore: Surprise last-minute guest and repeat offender at the Speakeasy (first show being Hardtime with Max Hardcore now playing on DrSusanBlock.tv) cums the man whose sex addiction was declared by Florida law to be so “depraved” that he went to prison for it. Hardcore testifies to being a certifed “boner-fied” sex addict, then kicks back in his cowboy hat while the gals go buck wild aboard the Sybian.

Layla Rivera: Max Hardcore Girl #1, arriving with Mr. Hardcore for her second spin around the Womb Room, gets even wilder than before as she mounts not just the Sybian, but Eva’s rather large hand (four fingers) and an inhumanly huge black dildo, before frolicking about the after-party in nothing but a very tight dress comprised completely of torn saran wrap.

Justin from Adult Play Parlor calls in to support Dr. Ley’s contention that “sex addiction” is more myth than reality, and whet our appetites for more of his fabulous sex toys. 

Weapons of Mass Discussion: Sex Addiction: Myth or Reality, Sex Addictionologists, Celebrities Getting Caught with Pants Down, Bill Clinton, Weiner’s Weiner,  Altar Boys, Transitioning in the Philippines, Benjamin Rush as the Forbearer of Sex Addiction, Masturbation Makes You Blind, Out of the Shadows,  Rise of Sex Addiction Theory with the Sex Scare of HIV in the 80s, Dr. Patrick Carnes, Prison Psychologist, Nymphomania as a Social Response to Female Sexuality, Jerking off to Bugs Bunny, Sex Without Love Is for Addicts, Porn Stars as Professional Sex Addicts, Bondage & Discipline as the Slippery Slope, Watching the Media Beat People up as Entertainment, Attacks on Planned Parenthood, Being Monogamish, Dr. Rob Weiss, Bonobos Are the Sex Addicts of the Animal World, Sex at Dawn, Society for the Scientific Study of Sexuality, War Zone in Sex Therapy Land, Masculine Sexuality Being Maligned by Sex Addiction Label, Female Sex Addicts, Sex as a Disorder, Drunks Speaking About Sex, Wearing Sex Addiction As a Badge of Honor Instead of a Scarlet Letter

Performance Erotica: Tranny Losing Girl-ginity, Sybian Rides, Adult Play Parlor Dildo Action, Oral Action, Surprise Hardcore Visits, Adult Play Parlor Penis Shooters, Agwa Salt Titty Licks, Four Fingers in, Multiple Orgasms on Multiple Sybian Rides, Big Black Dildo, Digging for more Toys from Adult Play Parlor, Wrapping Girls Tightly in Plastic, Pussies up in Smoke, Agwa Titty Penis Shots, Doggy Style & Pussy Eating,  Fun with Munkey-Barz, Slightly Smashed Art, Trapeze, Naked Neon Hula Hooping, Husband Humping

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This Saturday Night, May 12th on The Dr. Susan Block Show

The Myth of Sex Addiction

The new Scarlet Letter doesn’t stand for simple “adultery” anymore, but for addiction—”sex addiction.”  But is it real?  This Saturday night’s live broadcast of The Dr. Susan Block Show will discuss the controversial subject of sex addiction: Is it a real psychological illness or a myth concocted by professional addictionologists, inflated by the sensation-hungry media and perpetrated by desperate-for-redemption celebrity “sex addicts” like David Duchovny and Tiger Woods? What do new concepts of “sin” and old panics about “nymphomania” have to do with it?  Joining international sexologist Dr. Susan Block on RadioSUZY1 will be Dr.  David Ley, author of the hot new book The Myth of Sex Addiction.   TS Porn Star Eva Lin and new Ideal Image Management contract girl Starry Knight will join us in-studio.  Continuing our celebration of Masturbation Month throughout May, one topic will be “masturbation addiction”: Can you really get “addicted” to masturbating?  What about “porn addiction”?

Your Hostess Susan M Block, PhD. Photo: L'Erotique

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And thank you AdultPlayParlor, Sybian, ScreamingO & Stockroom for your fantastic sex toys!

Its Spring! Celebrate by getting the Bonobo Gang something sexy, practical or just plain awesome on Our Amazon Wishlist

Make Like Bonobos, Not Baboons! Make Love, Not War.
Make Love to Someone You Love Tonight, Even If That Someone Is You.
I LOVE YOU
Merry Masturbation Month!

Peace on Earth ~ Pleasure for All
AMEN * AWOMEN

x S
DrSuzy

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Malena Morgan, Kayla-Jane Danger, Dr. Suzy, Charlotte Stokely, Corpsy, Tasia Sutor, Jonni Lynch. Photo: Ajay

Merry Masturbation Month

Length: 101:12 minutes        Date:  05/05/2012

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What do you get when the first Saturday night of Masturbation Month happens to fall on Cinco de Mayo? Orgasms—por todo del mes! Sí, hermanos y hermanas, we are all in the holiday spirit in the Womb Room—especially when it cums to masturbating. And this fiesta is overflowing with a multi-cultural, multi-orgasmic whammy of celebrations with a heady helping of education, as we kick off Masturbation Month on Cinco de Mayo with hot and humorous masturbation stories, a provocative report from an SFU researcher on masturbation and media, a record number of on-show Sybian rides, a spanking hot birthday bash, oodles of tickling and teasing from some of the prettiest gals on the planet, naughty anatomically correct piñatas, a fantastic foot fetish demo, climaxing with a sudden, spectacular fountaining fiesta of female ejaculation all over my Mexican Mother Mary towel. ¡Viva la Masturbación!

Featured Guests:

Charlotte Stokely:  A favorite at the Speakeasy since her first visit, the angelic American Apparel fashion model,  SexArt actress and quintessential ethereal beauty regales us with tales of her schoolgirl years when teachers would catch her playing erotically with her own just blossoming boobies. Charlotte also demonstrates that she is especially skilled at teasing and seducing everyone in her orbit, and I’m no exception.  When it’s her turn to ride the Sybian, she entices me to mount it with her—in my first double team Sybian scene—her luscious vulva rubbing right up against my happy butt as we ride off into the orgasmic sunset.  Not just a tease, she looks gorgeous on our trapeze.

Kayla-Jane Danger:  Virgin to RadioSuzy1, representing the gorgeous, romantic but hardcore erotica of  SexArt, carrying on some of the work of the late great Zalman King, Kayla is also a rare female foot fetishist.  She shows us what she means by “foot love” when she licks, nibbles and sucks pink birthday cake icing from Charlotte’s toes—appearing to give her several intense toegasms.  She also devours her heels and at one point, her entire foot—a real good licking that keeps on kicking!

Malena Morgan squirts for Masturbation de Mayo. Photo: Ajay

Malena Morgan: Another gorgeous specimen of young womanhood, Malena is also affiliated with SexArt.  Being brand new to the Womb Room certainly doesn’t stop her back from riding the Sybian to a thunderous orgasm.  Right after the show, she graciously provides her vagina for the Adult Play Parlor Peter Piper.  The climax of this night of self-pleasuring glory is Malena’s masturbatory squirt that almost reaches the Womb Room rafters.  To cool off, she plays with Tasia on the trapeze.

Jonni Lynch:  A beloved member of the Speakeasy’s Bonoboville, Princess Jonni celebrates her 22^nd birthday with more than cake, but rather, some sweet celebrity spanks from Charlotte and then the more serious stinging thwacks delivered by the practiced hand of our IT Director –all while on the Sybian!

Corpsy: Repeat offender at the Womb Room, the Girls and Corpses Magazine deaditor-in-chief is so enthralled by the multitude of masturbatory performances on my bed, he confesses to joining along under the table! He also imparts some wisdom on the topic of masturbation, like recommending that you pull it out and start wanking whenever a cop pulls you over; if you have the balls to be getting off, they will be sure to let you off!  Take Corpsy’s advice at your own risk, and remember, of corpse, who he is.

Sasha Sweet: Back on RadioSuzy1 after far too long an absence, on just a short visit from her new home in New Orleans, sweet Sasha chimes in with our game of masturbation story telling—her story involving a corpse (no, not Corpsy, but an actual dead body)!

Yasaman Madankia: Joining us by phone from Vancouver for the first time on RadioSuzy1 is this charming Simon Fraser University psychology department researcher who conducts studies on masturbation and media.  I first met Yasi—who is as beautiful as she is bright—at last month’s Society for the Scientific Study of Sexuality conference. As a woman who gets off researching getting off, she puts out some interesting discussion topics, such as the negative associations the media conveys through its misrepresentations of masturbation. Well, we try to rectify that imbalance with this show.  Plus Yasi reminds us of one of the most positive, inspirational masturbation scenes in media history: the explosive Pleasantville bathtub scene.

Weapons of Mass Discussion: Merry Masturbation Month & Happy Cinco de Mayo, Masturbators & Fornicators, Monkey Spankers & Kitty Petters, Honoring Masturbation, The Root of Testament, Testify & Testicles, Different Strokes for Different Vibrators,  Truman Capote Said to Cum as you Are, Learned Art of Masturbating, Masturbation in the Womb, Hitting the Books Regarding Playing with Yourself, Props to Dr. Betty Dodson for Giving Me My First Masturbatory Orgasm through Liberating Masturbation, Independence from Lovers for Pleasure, Power in the Fingertips, SexArt Like Andrew Blake from the Old Days, My First Orgasm with My Husband on the Back of His Neck, Cinco de Mayo and the Battle of Puebla, Negative Stigma Around Masturbation, Niche Subject Getting Snickers from Professors, Masturbation Isn’t just a Last Resort for the Single or Sexually Unfulfilled, Titty Touching as an Orgasmic Masturbatory Release, Masturbation Scenes in Movies,  Masturbation Stories, Getting Caught Masturbating, Masturbation Management from the Maid, Getting Caught by Dad, Spanking as a form of Masturbation, Foot Fetishes in Females, Masturbating Monkeys & Bonobos

Performance Erotica: Swapping Masturbation Stories, Panty Donations & Exchanges, Agwa  Nipple Shots, Feather Tickling, Wild Orgasmic Sybian Rides, Sybian Squirt Cellophane as a Gift Bag for Corpsy, Double Trouble Aboard the Sybian, Blowing out Candles, Anatomically Correct Piñata Sex, Jiggling on the Stripper Pole, Birthday Cake,  Frosted Feet Licks, Intensive Foot Love, Toe Sucking, Toegasms, Whole Foot Sucking, Tongue Kissing, Sex Toys, Naked Rickshaw Rides, Whipped Cream and Jello Shot Play, Birthday Spanking, Pussy Spanking, Sexy Times with the Pussy Pipe, Glass Dildo Play, Female Ejaculation, Naked Trapeze, Rickshaw Rides, Snake Play

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This Saturday night’s live broadcast of The Dr. Susan Block Show will kick off Masturbation Month—being celebrated around the world throughout the merry month of May—on Cinco de Mayo, so…Mes de Masturbación Feliz! Joining international sexologist Dr. Susan Block in her Womb Room broadcast studios will be Porn Star/American Apparel Fashion Model/Actress Charlotte Stokely, Met Models contract girls Kayla-Jane Danger and Malena Morgan and the Speakeasy’s favorite Barbie doll porn star and birthday girl Courtney Taylor, as well as our own Speakeasy birthday girl Jonni Lynch. Joining us by phone from Vancouver will be Simon Fraser University Psychology Department Research Assistant Yasi Madanikia, discussing her research in masturbation and media.  Also featured will be our new SYBIAN Masturbation Machine.

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Saturday, May 12th: Clinical psychologist and The Myth of Sex Addiction author Dr. David Ley + TS Porn Star Eva Lin

Saturday, May 19th: Kink.com performer, veteran & cancer survivor Jack Hammer + Alice Kingsnorth, Audrey Rose, Henry Jacob

Saturday, May 26th: Memorial Day Weekend Masturbation Month Wind-Up !

Saturday, June 2: Mosaic Hermaphrodite Eric/Erika

Saturday, June 9: Dr. Suzy’s Birthday Bacchanal with a Galaxy of Stars, Spankings & Sybian Rides!

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Recent Bloggamies, Shows & Photo Galleries for Your Free Listening & Viewing Pleasure

JUDGMENT DAY: for the inside story of how we won our lawsuit against a big bully in our little community, click here

TOO $HORT in tha Speakeasy! See the Free Pix

Spoken Word/Pussy Talk See the Free Pix

Valentine Lupercalia 2012 See the Free Pix

Rubber Bordello See the Free Pix

Captain Max’s Big C Battle See the Free Pix

StripperAngela Launch See the Free Pix

Sex Appeal See the Free Pix

Last Supper Seder See the Free Pix

20th Wedding Anniversary See the Free Pix

Sex Science & Sybians with SSSS See the Free Pix

Squirt Salon 32: April Showers   See the Free Pix

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A portion of all proceeds go to help save the highly endangered “make love not war chimpanzees from extinction, supporting our “adopted” bonobos at Lola ya Bonobo and other bonobo conservation programs in Congo, and to promote the Bonobo Way of peace through pleasure around the world

And thank you AdultPlayParlor, Sybian, ScreamingO & Stockroom for your fantastic sex toys!

Its Spring! Celebrate by getting the Bonobo Gang something sexy, practical or just plain awesome on Our Amazon Wishlist

Make Like Bonobos, Not Baboons! Make Love, Not War.
Make Love to Someone You Love Tonight, Even If That Someone Is You.
I LOVE YOU

Peace on Earth ~ Pleasure for All
AMEN * AWOMEN

x S
DrSuzy

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Deauxma on Dr. Suzy's Squirt Salon 32: April Showers. Photo: Ajay

April Showers

Length: 102:12 minutes        Date:  04/29/2012

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April Showers bring Deauxma (pronounced “Doo-May”) flowers in SQUIRT SALON #32, featuring the one and only, great Texas “Geyser of Desire,” Deauxma, who once again baptizes me and my bed in glorious gushes of her sparkling Holy Water.  Yes indeed, Brothers and Sisters, Lovers and Sinners, it’s another Super Soaker of Squirt on The Dr. Susan Block Show! Open up your umbrellas and enjoy the rain.

This Squirt Salon comes hot on the heels of Dr. Adam Ostrenski’s recent study published in the Journal of Sexual Medicine, that supposedly “proves” the existence of the G-Spot.  I’m a big believer in the G-Spot, mainly because I’ve got one and I’ve found them in many other women. Unfortunately, Ostrenski’s new research, based on his dissection of one 82-year-old woman’s cadaver, isn’t likely to convince many G-Spot naysayers.

But hot MiLF Deauxma proves you don’t even need to *have* a G-Spot to squirt, since she does it from clitoral stimulation in conjunction with being immersed in an “erotic environment,” along with being kissed and caressed.  We are only too happy to provide all the loving, passionate kisses and caresses that Deauxma needs—in the Speakeasy, which could be said to be the most “erotic environment” on earth–and we are rewarded with great April Showers of shimmering ejaculate.

I drink to that—literally, as we gather some of the squirt in a bowl (the Superbowl of Squirt!), then pour it into a crystal flute, and I host a toast with Champagne Deauxma, sipping the clear, almost flavorless elixir myself before sharing it with a number of audience volunteers thirsty for fresh Holy Water. Drink ye, and be merry, and let us say A-men… and more appropriately, A-women!

Featured Guests:

Deauxma: There may be no more oil wells in Texas, but there is a geyser and Her name is Deauxma.  This is the ultimate über-MiLF squirting star’s  fifth appearance on RadioSUZY1. On her first, we didn’t even know she squirted, but she charmed me when she related how reading The 10 Commandments of Pleasure freed her and her husband to explore their sexuality. Her second show was Squirt Salon 22:  The Squirt Instructor, with Marcus London, where she showed herself to be a gush above the average female ejaculatrix.  On her third show, Squirt Salon 27: Spring Showers, the ultimate Super Soaker of squirting shows, Deauxma broke all records by squirting 29 times in a row in a clip that went viral, drenching my camera crew along with everyone in my bed.  On her fourth show, she teamed up with another sexy squirting MiLF, Veronica Avluv, for Squirt Salon: 28: A Midsummer Night’s Wet Dream, and oh, was it wet.  In appearance #5, Deauxma is radiant in a simple little pink dress that she never fully takes off, though she manages to show us every part of her fabulous slim shapely body, inside and out!  Ironically, she’s “afraid” of the Sybian, and isn’t interested in vibrators.  Nothing mechanical for down-to-earth Deauxma.  For her it’s all about sheer skin-to-skin, tongue-wrestling eroticism that has been calling forth the waters of Venus for millennia.

Angie Noir: Her first time on RadioSuzy1, Angie is new to porn, but she’s also an erotic artist whose work is featured in World’s Greatest Erotic Art of Today Vol 4–for which I happen to be a jurist!  AND she’s another sexy squirting MiLF.  Not quite a geyser like Deauxma, Angie is more of a sweet water fountain.  She demurs that she doesn’t ejaculate often, but when I finger her G-Spot and slap her clitoris, a bubbling cascade of pure amrita spurts up over her vulva in ecstasy.

Squirt Salon 32: Angie Noir, Deauxma, Dr. Suzy, Lola Hart, Tasia Sutor. Photo: Irwin J.

Larry: As Deauxma’s husband, Larry is the man behind the woman, which is an appropriate location for him to be in once he explains that the first time his wife squirted was from anal sex 15 years into their marriage.  They’ve now been married 32 years; and here I thought celebrating our 20^th anniversary was a big deal. Porn is their latest adventure together.  This is Larry’s fifth time in the Speakeasy, but his first time on RadioSUZY1.  Luckily he is on mic to give a play-by-play once I get myself too wrapped up in Deauxma’s arms—and lips— to continue my hosting duties.

Lola Hart: This Speakeasy virgin is entering porn because she loves exhibitionism.  She has yet to squirt.  But she strips down to her matching bra and panties, goes topless and gets to take home her heart’s desire: an Adult Play Parlor pussy pump.

Weapons of Mass Discussion: We Are All Children of Squirt, Record-Breaking Squirt Salon #27, Viral Video Missing Two Squirts, Squirting MiLFs, Dr. Adam Ostrenski’s G-Spot Study, Dissecting Cadavers, G-spot Vs. Clitoral Stimulation-Induced Squirts, Deep Throat Numbing Action, Powerful Clit,  Squirting is Euphoric and Draining, Squirting on One Bed and Sleeping in the Other, Being Afraid of Short-Circuiting the Sybian, Differences Between Squirting Orgasm and Regular Orgasm, Powerful Clit, Being Married 32 Years, Getting Into Porn, Bonoboville

Post-Squirt Elevator Kiss. Photo: JuxLii

Performance Erotica:  Umbrella Twirling, Selecting Sex Toys from The Adult Play Parlor Basket, Big Texas Titties, Nipple Sucking, Triple Titty Agwa Salt Licking, Induction into Society of MILFs & Drunks, Girls with Dresses Without Panties, Beautifully Shaved Tan-line Pussy, Multiple Shooting Squirts, Squirting & Making Out, Threeway Kiss, Going Downtown, Clit Licking, Clit Rubbing, Majorly Soaking the Luv Rug, Catching Squirt in a Bowl, Drinking Squirt from a Champagne Flute, Rejecting the Dick Squirter, Panty Modeling, Female Audience Member Drinking from Champagne Flute Number Two, Rolling up the Luv Rug, Rolling Out the Mother Mary Towel, Getting Finger Banged in Nothing but High Heels, Pussy Slapping, Three Broads Having Sex in the Main Steam Room, Big Squirts & Little Squirts, Gushing on a Towel that Says “Open 24 Hours,” Trying the Pussy Pump, Turning Lesbo on Larry, One Last Squirt for the Road, Getting Drunk on Champagne Deauxma & Deauxm-Evian, Putting On 911 Panties & Swishing Them in Squirt for Panty Boy, Getting Whipped in the Garden, Naked Chicks Strapped to the Cross, Snake Play, Hula-Hooping, Norwegian Invasion, Boys on Trapeze, Post-Squirt Rickshaw Rides

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This Saturday Night, April 28th on The Dr. Susan Block Show

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APRIL SHOWERS SUPER SOAKER

Newsletter Of The Dr Susan Block Institute

This Saturday Night, April 28th on The Dr. Susan Block Show

DR. SUZY’S SQUIRT SALON #32:
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Tracey Sweet, Courtney Taylor, Dr. Hernando Chaves, Tasia Sutor, Dr. Susan Block, Ana Foxxx, Dr. Diana Wiley, "Sex Nerd Sandra" Daugherty. Photo: JuxLii

Quad S

Length: 102:15 minutes       Date: 04/21/2012

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Education is power, and sex education is sexual power.  Why do we need a good sex education?  Because repression relies on ignorance.  We need education in the sexual sciences to counter damaging, sometimes deadly superstitions and misinformation. We need education in the sexual arts to help improve our erotic lives and keep our families intact. We need education in sexual psychology and philosophy to help us determine our true sexual nature and cultivate it in a fulfilling, ethical manner.

We always aim to educate as we stimulate and agitate on the show, and this broadcast focuses on the sexual sciences, featuring leading members of The Society for the Scientific Study of Sexuality, SSSS or “Quad S” as they call it.  It takes place during the weekend of the SSSS 2012 Western Regional Conference where I gave a talk on “The Bonobo Way: An Alternative Great Ape Paradigm for Human Sexuality” (video soon to be posted online).  On Saturday night, SSSS came to the Speakeasy for an elegant soirée  with BDSM demonstrations by Olga and her friends.  Then we all gathered in the Womb Room to start our live show featuring the important sexual science work of SSSS itself, as well as that of some of its most interesting individual members and leaders.

We love sex scientists and sex educators, but we can’t forget to take our hats (and pants!) off to the porn stars that help educate us as well, acting as the “front line shock troops” of the sexual revolution. Of course, the great majority of porn is not designed to educate, but to entertain.  Yet because there is such a dearth of explicit sex educational material available, many people turn to porn for sex education.

Here in our human BonoboVille, we love to bring together our favorite porn stars with professors from different disciplines related to sex to see how they can enlighten, entertain and educate each other, as well as us: body, mind and soul.  This show is a very stimulating and Sybian-ating—example of that remarkable synergy found “only at the Speakeasy.”

Featured Guests

Dr. Hernando Chaves: SSSS 2012 Western Region Conference Chair, as well as local LA psychotherapist and clinical sexologist, Dr. Chaves is no virgin to the Womb Room.  But this is the first time he’s here with SSSS.  He explains some of the 55-year-old history of the esteemed sexological Society, one of the founders of which was the late great Dr. Albert Ellis. When invited to ride the Sybian, he demurs politely, but enthusiastically cheers on all the Speakeasy cowgirls who straddle its shuddering flanks.

Dr. Jim Weinrich: A first timer on RadioSuzy1, Dr. Weinrich is the recipient of the SSSS “Outstanding Contributions to Sexual Science Award,” as well as author of Sexual Landscapes: Why We Are What We Are, Why We Love Whom We Love, a popular choice amongst fellow sexologists. With a PhD in Evolutionary Biology, he’s very familiar with our favorite primates – though perhaps not as familiar with them as me.  This he admits while recalling my SSSS talk, including my surreal and intense bonobo kiss!

Courtney Taylor: This blonde bombshell graces the Womb Room for a second time with her big bodacious personality and matching rack. Since her first time was on our Sex Appeal show with UCLA psychology professor, Dr. Paul Abramson, Courtney’s no stranger to sex science talk and seduces all of the sexologists with her warmth and candor.  When Panty Boy tweet-begs her for her panties, she strips down to her lacy black thong, saying she wore it especially for him.  She dishes the dirt about going to a Christian school where schoolgirl fantasies came to life as she taught all the other girls how to kiss. Seemingly inspired by all the distinguished SSSS sexologists in the room, she talks Tracey through her first Sybian ride like a seasoned sex coach.

Tracey Sweet: This baby-faced porn starlet might look underage in sparkling pink Minny Mouse ears, unicorn bra, Japanese panties and a teeny pink tutu, but her ID says she’s 19. Brought up in an intensely religious environment, Tracey used to attend Church four times a week! Since she started doing porn, she goes to Church less often, mainly because her old friends are very standoffish about her new career path.  Not that she needs to go to Church to remember her favorite Biblical passages, since they’re tattooed all over her body, which she shows off as strips down to nothing but her mouse ears.  Moreover, she’s still full of holy water which she squirts all over my Sybian, as she rides it to a rip-roaring orgasm. Hallelujah!  Amen and Awomen.

Ana FoXXX: It seems the Church is a breeding ground for porn stars after the this gorgeous runway-model-turned-porn-star reveals that she’s the daughter of a minister! Back in the Womb Room for a second time (her first being the fabulous Spoken Word/Pussy Talk), Ana didn’t lose her virginity until after high school. When she finally “accidentally” had sex, her first position was doggy style, which she still prefers to this day, as many porn stars do. She slips her low cut striped top off with ease, ready to close out the show with her first ever Sybian ride, after which she explains to the sexologists that her “vagina felt like pop rocks.”

Dr. Diana Wiley:  Returning to the Speakeasy after several years, Dr. Wiley is a board-certified sex therapist, diplomate of the American Board of Sexology, a clinical sexologist, former showgirl (!), a marriage and family therapist for 25 years and a member of SSSS for almost 30.  In her sixties, Diana is delightfully proud of her “wild side,” showing it off in a daring red fishnet dress, and says that her own positive inner work is what helps her be a better therapist. With her expertise in aging and sexuality, she suggests that the healthiest thing older people can do is to remain sexual – the endorphins and oxytocin are good for you!

Sex Nerd Sandra Daugherty: Her second time at the Speakeasy, having joined us a few months ago for Sex at Dawn III, swift-witted Sandra also attended the SSSS conference.  When I ask her to name the most important lesson she’s learned this weekend—or at least the first one that pops into her head—she responds: that a marriage will succeed if you can learn to handle conflict.

WEAPONS OF MASS DISCUSSION:  Society for the Scientific Study of Sexuality (SSSS), Sex Therapists, Sexologists, Good Students & Great Apes, Professors & Porn Stars, Higher Sex Education, Porn Stars Are De Facto Sex Educators, “Skill Makes Love Unending” (Ovid), Polymorphously Perverse, Guilt About Sex, Promoting Sexuality in a Positive, Healthy Way, How Watching Animal Sex Is a Turn-On Even Though You Don’t Want to Have Sex With Animals, Bisexual Bonobos, Kissing Through Glass, Childhood Influences Adulthood Desires, Uncles as Fathers, Confusing Paternity, It Takes a Village to Make a Bonobo, Porn Under Attack by Home Grown Terrorists, 50-year-old Virgins, Better Late Than Never, Sexologists Afraid of Sex, Cuckold, Humiliation, Church is a Breeding Ground for Porn Stars, Masturbating in Church, Slut-Shaming, Slut-Marrying, Rush “Limpbag” Deals Oxycontin, Panty Fetish, Rough Sex, Sweaty Sex, Exhibitionists, Everyone’s a Porn Star, Politicians Tweeting Dick Pics, Sexting Craze, Creating Desire, MILFS, GILFS & DILFS, Sex in Your Sixties, Bushes are Coming Back, Make Love to the Ear, Smurf Balls, Sex Research Eases Guilt, Can’t Google Map a Love Map, John Money, More Funding for Sexual Research, AIDS Epidemic, Nothing Can Replace the Real Thing

PERFORMANCE EROTICA:   BDSM Play (Pre-Show SSSS Party), Distinguished Sexologist/Guest Pre-Show Freak-Out, Peeling Off Skin Tight Jeans, Panties for Panty Boy, Strip Tease, More Panties for Panty Boy, First Time Sybian Rides, Squirting on the Sybian,  Matching Top and Shoes, Tiny White Mini Skirt, Bible Tattoos, Vagina Feels Like Pop Rocks, Black Lace Panties, Virgin Sybian Rides, Glistening Boobs After Sybian Squirt, Pre-Show Cocktail Party, BDSM Demos, Little Red Bows on Ass of Panties, Firm Body, Looking Barely Legal, Mouth Full of Tasia, Getting Wet While Watching Friends, Second Date with the Sybian (After-Party)

20th Wedding Anniversary Bridal Party: Ariel Stonem, Jennifer Dark, Pr. Max, Dr. Suzy, Diana Doll, Tasia Sutor. Photo: JuxLii

20th Anniversary

Length: 132:14 minutes        Date: 04/14/2012

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These days, committed, long-term marriage is going out of style, and for good reason, since most marriages don’t last unless the couple is forced to stay together.  But for my Prince and me, wild renegade pair that we are, the old marital tradition holds true—20^th anniversary true—and what better reason to host another fun-filled, Commedia Erotica-inspired, Sybian-riding, Speakeasy sex-celebration than twenty truly fantastic years of lawfully wedded love, lust and bonobo revolution?  Like any good wedding night, we soon cross the threshold of vows and proclamations, and get right to the Womb Room bed, where the “honeymoon period” is never over—especially if by “honeymoon” you mean sex.

Featured Guests:

Diana Doll: Max’s name (most of it) is Prince Maximillian Rudolph Leblovic di Lobkowicz, Prince of Prague, Duke of Melnick, one of the former country of Czechoslovakia’s oldest titles.  So it’s fitting that our 20^th wedding anniversary mail-order bridesmaids are the gorgeous Czech duo, “JennDoll,” looking smashing as they walk down the aisle for us, then dance for us in their tiny pink and blue bridesmaid dresses, which they soon remove to ride that rollicking adult roller coaster I call the Sybian.  Diana, the radiant blonde half of the team, has a particularly vocal orgasm, and wins an Adult Play Parlor vibrator to take home.

Jennifer Dark: The sultry brunette half of the Euro-sexy, leggy Czech twosome, Jenn demonstrates an amazingly high tolerance for the crotch-throttling voltage the Sybian supplies when I ratchet it up to the chainsaw-sounding max.  She gets an Adult Play Parlor dildo and a free lesson in Czech history when Pr. Max explains his family background, from Lobkowicz castles (now museums) of the Middle Ages to Lobkowicz beer of modern times.

Ariel Stonem: This twenty-one-year old Mormon babe in sexy French-maid attire is not only new to RadioSuzy1, but she is brand spanking new to adult entertainment (not to mention, new to just being an adult)! In fact, her first porn will be this cumming Monday. Like a good little newlybed, she climbs on top of the Sybian to close out the show—and cums back for more with a double-header insertion in the after-party.

The Bridal Party: In honor of our 20^th wedding anniversary, we welcome a front row audience of friends, lovers, models, millionaires and visiting foreign dignitaries to tip back champagne, eat cake and relish the topless treats on my bed.

Callers:

Mammits wants to know if Diana prefers circumcised or uncircumcised penises. She tries to tactfully say that she likes all kinds of male members, but when I press her a bit, she confesses to her Mother Confessor that she prefers the natural, uncut shaft for her personal pleasure.

Pantyboy wishes us a Happy Anniversary and expresses his delight over the impressive JennDoll donation to the Panty Boy Collection, after the night’s mechanical pleasure rides.

Weapons of Mass Discussion: 20^th Wedding Anniversary, Most Sexperts Are Divorced, What Makes Love Last, Nothing Wrong with Either Serial Monogamy or Having Different Lovers at the Same Time, Marriage is Wonderful for Some People, Make Love First If You Want To Make Love Last, Private Bonaventure Celebration, Cancer Diet Weight Loss Plan, New Baby Chemo Hair, Moonlite Bunny Ranch, Oldest Profession is Older than Humanity, Animal Hookers, Not Many Mormon Porn Stars, Mom A Crack Whore, Dad A Drunk, Fantasy Bridesmaids, Lobkowicz Castles as Art Containers in the Czech Republic, Lobkowicz Beer, Language Teasing, Circumcision, Golden Shower Inspiration, Bonobo Talk on 4/20 at Millennium-Biltmore Hotel

Performance Erotica: Wearing My Old Wedding Dress Petticoat, Max Wearing His Old Wedding Tuxedo Jacket, New Bridal White Stockings from Secrets in Lace, Borrowed Sexy Maid Outfit, Blue Bridesmaid Dress, Pop-up Penis Anniversary Card, Enter the Czech Bridesmaids, Dirty Talking Czechs, Choreographed Duo Dance in Impossibly Hot High Heels, Thong Flashing, Me & The Dolls Getting Down to Enrique Iglesias, Tit Quartet of Jiggling Bare Jugs, Spankings, Exchanging Vows & Salty Tits, Jenn Dolls Downing Agwa, Panty Wetting Aboard the Sybian Buzz Amped to Bulldozing Levels, Blowing Out Anniversary Cake Candles, Licking Cake Off Nipples, Orgasming in Glasses, Titty Grabs & Ass Smacks, Squirting Cock Sharp-Shooter Guns, Spanking, Riding the Sybian Naked with Double-headed Dildonic Attachment