The original Petraeus of ancient Greece was a centaur, a mythical chimera with the body of a man from head to waist, the physique of a horse from loins to hooves and—thanks to this potent hybridization—a voracious sexual appetite. As legend tells us, when he and several other centaurs attended a royal wedding in Thessaly, Petraeus got totally smashed
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Richard C. Levin President Yale University PO BOX 208229 New Haven, Connecticut 06520-8229 Dear Dick, Thank you for stepping down from your position as President of Yale University. As a concerned alumna, I was just about to call for your resignation, but it looks like the Yale Corporation beat me to it. I don’t know for sure if the Fellows
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Date: 08/17/2012 Check out the Free PGish Pix Page… X Pix and Video coming to DrSuzy.tv! Vegas is packed with people who play it safe in life, then blow all their hard-earned cash into the mouths of machines that light up like a lover’s eyes, mid-climax. Then there’s the sound of Vegas: all that beeping and squealing, bizarrely resembling orgasm
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You think you’re in love? Ha! You don’t know what love is until you have to irrigate your lover’s catheter. It brings a whole new meaning to “sucking cock.” Seriously, medical fetishists and golden shower enthusiasts aside, the test of true love is how well you navigate the rough waters that are bound to irrigate your life if your beloved
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“Thou Shalt Not Steal.” Exodus 20:15 The US Court System isn’t always fair, but this time, justice has been served and a bully has been punished. The “firm” of Block, Lobkowicz & Bonobos has won another case: our lawsuit against Kelly Shibari/Margaret Miles (heretofore referred to as “Kelly”) for stealing and deleting various important proprietary documents, lists and emails just
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AVN’s Tom Hymes has written a nice, balanced, informative piece on recent events at Yale regarding the new restrictions on Sex Week, such as no longer being allowed to call itself Sex Week at Yale, though it can still use its old acronym of SWAY. Click here to read the AVN article. Here’s President Richard Levin’s response to the “Campus
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Bloggamist’s Note: It saddens us to have to write out the following timeline about a fellow member of the sex-positive movement. But the fact is, we are suing Kelly Shibari / Margaret Miles for damages arising from the disappearance of thousands of irreplaceable documents dating back to 2007 that went missing during her last hours of work for us. Such actions
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“I got so mad at my wife,” Oswald told Charlie in their Grand Ole Opry routine, “I turned her over my knee and lifted up her skirt to spank her. Then I forgot what I was mad about.” Did Oswald go on to actually spank his wife or did he switch gears and have sex with her? It really
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The lurid rape case against Dominique Strauss-Kahn appears to be collapsing like a big hard phallus suddenly gone flaccid when confronted with the all-too-deflating truth. The alleged victim, a housekeeper whose torrid tale of savage rape at the hands of the 62-year-old IMF chief in a luxurious Sofitel suite had so entranced police and pundits with its seductive “credibility,” has
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The other day, I “took” a Hollywood pitch meeting, something I rarely do. Like most Hollywood meetings, it wasn’t actually in Hollywood, but in Glassell Park between Glendale and Eagle Rock, at the corporate offices of Playboy Entertainment. Of course, Playboy is a huge international icon, but I wasn’t meeting with the icon, not that day anyway. I was meeting
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