Archive for February, 2009
Purim Coming, Yale Drinking, Max Going Free!
February 25th, 2009
Porn & Purim Bacchanal
After Eros Day cums Valentine’s Day, and after that cums the utterly obscure yet tantalizingly erotic holiday of Purim, which we sometimes celebrate here at the Speakeasy with a Biblically themed orgy.
Last year’s Purim orgy was so spectacular that we are now releasing it to the public as a “Raw Editions” DVD. In fact, my Porn & Purim Bacchanal is now a hot 2-DVD set AND a Multiple Download. It’s over five hours, so you can crank your grogger all Purim night!
Don’t know Purim from Purée? Don’t dismay! All is revealed in my erotic exotic version of the Biblical Tale of Esther, the teenage beauty contest winner who saves her people from genocide with nothing but her own Weapons of Mass Seduction. Read the rest of this entry »
Nightline ABC Visits The Speakeasy, Valentine’s Wishes & Freeing Max!
February 13th, 2009
The Death of Public Access has brought down a flurry of mourners, protestors and the accompanying media.
When Nightline came to the Speakeasy, the first thing we had to do was cover up the dildos.
After all, national television channels can show folks getting their heads blown off, but not a reasonable facsimile of a gentleman’s genitalia. Oh no! Read the rest of this entry »
Wildest Inaugural BALL of All: Eros Day
February 7th, 2009
On our 10th annual Eros Day, we celebrated the power of change and the glory of hope with an Orgy for Obama.
Yes indeed, Brothers & Sisters, Lovers & Sinners…
HOPE Is The New Black.
More to the point: HOPE makes you horny. Read the rest of this entry »
