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Fighting Evil, Promulgating Pleasure, Birthday Spankings, Integration thru Sex, Obama & Moore

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“Though the vicious can sometimes pour affliction upon the good, their power is transient and their punishment certain; and that innocence, though oppressed by injustice, shall, supported by patience, finally triumph over misfortune!”
Ann Radcliffe, The Mysteries of Udolpho, 1764

As you may or may not know, I have been rather busy lately, fighting evil.  By and large, I’m a lover, not a fighter. Suddenly, I find myself cast in a part I never wanted to play, in a movie that I’m living right now.

You see, the peace-through-pleasurable world of my beloved Speakeasy has been attacked, both technically and personally, by a kind of human vermin which insidiously infected our wonderful little community like the virus that almost killed me two years ago.  We’ve managed to get the vermin out, but we’re still battling the after-effects. It’s a weird melodrama of life-and-death proportions, a passion play filled with tragedy, comedy, treachery, devotion, dominance, submission, bondage, discipline, romance, retribution, redemption, miracles, sex and death. We are being besieged, but there are eros angels all around us, giving us love, support and rides on their wings.  Some of those angels are right here at the Speakeasy and/or on BonoboWay.  Some fly in to help from as far away as Vietnam.

But the problem (as far as you, my darling reader, are concerned) is that I can’t really blog freely about what’s going on, at least not right now, or I could greatly endanger people I love.   And if I can’t blog freely, I can’t blog at all.  Or maybe I’ll just blog about something else…


Okay, so…hmm…What else is going on?

Well, it’s nearly my birthday, and due to the current crisis, I will not be celebrating it with the usual orgy. You may remember  some of my recent orgiastic B-Day Bacchanals when Lord Bacchus Himself blessed our guests, a spectacular felliniesque cast of pin-up models, porn stars, boy-toys, girl-boys, dommes, subs, klowns and exhibitionists carousing through a samba-rhythmic spankathon and an ecstatic celebration of deep Blue Values and the Bonobo Way of peace through pleasure.

If you can’t remember, you can just watch a couple of these amazing erotic b-day carnivals on RadioSuzy1TV tonight and tomorrow (help save the speakeasy while enjoying yourself ;-) .

So, happy birthday to me, and a sexy happy birthday to you, my darling bloggamist, whenever you were born. We are all born from sex. With all due respect to the Virgin Mother, most mothers are not virgins. Until we start cloning ourselves, we are all born of sperm and egg coitus. We may or may not be Children of God, Jesus or Allah, or Buddha or Bramaramadama. But we are all Children of Sex.

Yes indeed, Brothers and Sisters, Lovers and Sinners. Sex is what brings us into the world, and sex is what motivates us to stick around for a while. Praise the Lord and the Lady!

Praise be to the power and glory of sex: It keeps you young.

As Children of Sex, our future is integrated, right down to our DNA. We are gradually achieving what I call “integration through sex” at all levels of the human population. Only integration through sex will bring an end to the evils of racism once and for all. Besides, mixing genes tends to be sexier and stronger than keeping them “pure,” a shining human example of this being Democratic U.S. Presidential nominee Barack Obama, riding high upon the strong, sexy shoulders of hope and change.  Here, perhaps, is an American – attractive, brilliant, tremendously charismatic, very progressive for a national politician, and maybe even enlightened – who can heal our battered nation after the Bush II Reign of Terror.

I like Obama, and I’d endorse him, except he’s just not the best candidate for the job.  Of course, John “War Machine” McCain is far worse.  But the best candidate for the job right now is Frank Moore (running as a write-in candidate on a ballot near you), and I just happen to be his running mate :-) .

So check out Frank’s platform and if you like what you read, vote for us. And if you’re one of those angels, and you’re flying around lost right now, wondering to whom you might lend a helping wing, why don’t you help us Save the Speakeasy?

12 Responses to “Fighting Evil, Promulgating Pleasure, Birthday Spankings, Integration thru Sex, Obama & Moore”

  • bill says:

    BON ANNIVERSAIRE MON AMOUR

  • shannon the bartender says:

    i miss you guys an happy early june baby bday! im the 23rd;) so i am doing massage full time now… looking for clients cause i’ll have my own spa soon.<3

  • Felicia Jacques says:

    Contributed what I could. I would love to visit the Speakeasy someday. Why wouldn’t I try to save it? =] -whiskeywhispers

  • Rev. Bookburn says:

    The tech attackers are people who were born under Barbara Bush’s rectum. I’ve had similar problems with jesus cultists showing their love by hacking and sending viruses. BTW- AVN is still crazy enough to allow similar types at their conventions. Very sorry to hear about the canceled orgy.However … may you have a wonderful, joy-filled, orgasmic, loving birthday anyway.. despite the buffoon gallery of the numbnuts. Happy Happy Birthday.Love,Rev. Bookburn

  • catwoman says:

    Sorry to hear about this being a bigger problem than previously thoguht by most of here on BW. I was about to call for a followup regarding my resume. Probably will be months down the line til you get to that. Still looking for other jobs but finding very little, but I try and look up on life. HOpefully you are doing some of the same and planning a belated bday orgy for after this is all said and done.

  • Cee Bee says:

    Oh Dr. Suzy, I’m so sorry to hear that you, such a fabulous Lady of Pleasure who brings so much erotic joy to others, is under such stress. Well, if anyone can overcome evil, you can!

  • Kelvin Kline says:

    Happy Birthday! Sorry about the Hackers and Other Jerks. I have Faith You’ll Prevail. Keep Up the Awesome Work! Lots of Us Love & Support You!!!

  • Rev. Bookburn says:

    Screw these numbnuts hackers. All that talent and rather than attack the empire of power, these Mouseketeers TM attack the people. We’ve been attacked by jesus cultists who also show their love through hacking and viruses. Speaking of that, AVN is still reckless and crazy enough to allow similar types at their gatherings.It’s a shame the orgy was canceled. Despite the limpdicks, you should have as spectacular a birthday as possible. May you have a rockn, orgasmic, fun-filled celebration, and know that so many people wish you endless happiness.Love,Rev. BookburnRadio VoltaPhiladelphiaReverendBookburn.comMySpace.com/reverendbookburnYouTube.com/revbookburn

  • talldarkmystere says:

    Just wanted to say….What you stand for, what you do, what you’ve done for those I care about (Hi Teri!) is just astounding. My hat (and pants) are off to you.

  • thombone says:

    Ahhh how I love the Speakeasy!A beautiful atmosphere with even more beautiful, intelligent people.The few times I’ve been fortunate enough to experience your hospitality have always been great experiences.You’re truly one of a kind!Plan for even more success after this. It’s headed your way.

  • thekarlo says:

    Dr Suzy, you have a amazing website and movement. I heard about you when I lived in LA, listened to your show all the time. I love how free spirited you are !!!!!!! I love all that u express and stand for! I’m looking forward to being a very active member of your community. I love your philosophy and I’m looking to one day be able to visit your speakeasy

  • catwoman69y2k says:

    Get those hackers, girl!

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