Archive for May, 2008

Weddings bells are ringing! The bride may kiss the bride, the groom may kiss the groom, and everybody can get hitched!  I’d like to propose a toast to all the happy couples and to the wise and powerful California Supreme Court which just ruled that same-sex partners have a constitutional right to get married. Read the rest of this entry »

Ding dong, the DC Madam is dead
Hanged from the rafters of her mother’s shed.
Hide under yer covers, Ye Dicks and Ye Johns!
Ye Senators and Prosecutors, Ye Media Cons!
There’s blood on yer hands, though you pretend to be clean,
Ye’ll always be haunted by the Ghost of Deborah Jeane…

The D.C. Madam wasn’t sentenced to death by hanging, but she might as well have been.

On May 1, 2008, Deborah Jeane Palfrey, a.k.a. “Miz Julia,” a.k.a. The D.C. Madam, appears to have hung herself in the tiny shed next to her mother’s trailer in Florida.  Of course, foul play is well within the realm of possibility.  All of the Johns and Dicks she serviced, including apparently, U.S. V.P. Cheney, covered their guilty dickheads and looked the other way, as police, prosecutors and judges vilified, harassed and condemned her, turning her into a “red meat” sacrifice for the sadistic entertainment of the Religious Right in the Coliseum of the American Media.  These Dicks, Johns and Political Buttheads, including at least a couple of war criminals, certainly were capable of having such an inconvenient woman killed, even if they didn’t actually pull the noose, as Geraldo Rivera and others are suggesting, in this case. Read the rest of this entry »

Brothers and Sisters, Lovers and Sinners, Spankers and Wankers, Lovers and Friends: Come, Let Us Play…

May is National Masturbation Month, having been so declared by the Godmother of Masturbation herself, my mentor and friend, Dr. Betty Dodson. Why bother to have a National Masturbation Month here in the Mastubation Nation? Since just about everybody plays sexual solitaire at least sometimes, it’s virtually the country’s—and the world’s–preferred leisure past time, regardless of the time of year, far more popular than playing football (either kind), blackjack or even the lottery.

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Yet far too few of us private Onanists are willing to admit publicly that we indulge. Here in our Land of the Somewhat Free, we have plenty of Gay Pride and Leather Pride, even a bit of Libertine Pride (in the Blue States), but not much in the way of Wanker Pride. After all, “sex for one,” as harmless and healing as we now know it to be, is still condemned and ridiculed as an illicit, shameful act. Thus, most of us keep our single-handed pleasures under the covers and in the closet. National Masturbation Month is a respectful attempt to open that closet door, just a crack, letting a little light shine in on that which is usually hidden and forbidden. Read the rest of this entry »