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Our 8th Annual Eros Day was our biggest celebration of the Sex God yet, with an exotic erotic mélange of thousands of ordinary and extraordinary, public and private sex acts moving and grooving to the contrasting rhythms of several very different live music performances, all of them awesome, the like of which I’m sure you’ve never heard at any single concert, let alone a big squirting orgy, and it’s all playing tonight on RadioSuzy1TV for your listening and viewing pleasure.

Dozens of dazzling Eros Angels and Sexy Devils fly in from all corners of the universe to join in our annual celebration of the God, the Planetoid and the Spirit of Eros, from the hottest porn stars to the finest painters, from incredible singers to beautiful swingers, acrobatic dancers to eros-inspired romancers, not to mention the President of the United States, Bono of U2 (at least he looks and sings like Bono) and Jesus Christ Himself (at least he looks and sings like Jesus). Read the rest of this entry »

 Are you dreaming of a Wet Christmas? Wet dreams come true in DOMMES & HOLLIE, our Holiday Festival of Faith-Based Sex, The Natural Miracle of Squirting and Very Merry Golden Showers, clocking in at 90 minutes of Wet and Wetter pleasures, now available on DVD, and in Stream and Download, just in time to Squirt in the New Year!

“America will…require increasing force levels…more than 20,000 additional American troops to Iraq.”

Thus spake the great God Thanatos through His servant, the Decider, the American Boy-King George II, as he gazed, cross-eyed and quivering, into the camera and right through his appalled audience, looking out into the abyss, the bloody apocalyptic Hades-on-Gaia that he and his greedy, bungling, war profiteering cronies and patsies have engineered in the blood-and-oil soaked sands of ancient Mesopotamia Read the rest of this entry »

Eros Day preparations are continuing apace here at the Speakeasy. We’re lining up the featured guests, picking up the spirits, loading up on condoms and sex toys, preparing the aphrodisiacs, taking the reservations, praying to the god that we might better follow the Bonobo Way of peace through pleasure and watching out for the planetoid as it comes closer to earth. There’s an article in Eros-Zine on Eros Day, and write-ups on Annie Body’s, Cara Lott’s and Mikey of Mikey & Mandy’s blogs. And some of our special guests, members of the cast of Julien and Roger’s revolutionary operetta “The Beastly Bombing” (featured on our Orgasm Operetta and coming back to join us again for Eros Day) just received a fabulous write-up in the New York Times! Read the rest of this entry »

“Capital punishment is the most premeditated of murders, to which no criminal’s deed, however calculated, can be compared.”
Albert Camus, “Reflections on the Guillotine, Resistance, Rebellion and Death” (1966)

“Avenge not yourselves, beloved, but give place unto the wrath of God: for it is written, Vengeance belongeth unto me; I will recompense, saith the Lord”
Romans 12:19

“Cockfighting is…a status bloodbath”
Anthropologist Erving Goffman

So the Cockfight at the Baghdad Corral has climaxed with the Snuff Film of Saddam Hussein. And the important international question of “Who is the bigger dickhead, Bush or Saddam?” has been answered, sort of. Read the rest of this entry »

Ah, the Golden Water of Life, water that flows freely, shoots majestically and trickles daintily, sun-colored waters that sparkle in the light, tinkle in the porcelain bowl and melt in the mouth of the thirsty connoisseur, water that heals, arouses and offends and humliates, water that can feel truly orgasmic in its release, especially after you’ve held it in a little while.

We all do it, and yet it is something special, secretive, something we almost always do in private. We do it in a closet, in a stall, in a sanctuary or behind a tree. Some say its just waste. Others long to take a taste.

And what do we call it? “Peeing” sounds childish, but “pissing” is rather crude. “Taking a whiz” is so casual, but “urophilia,” “urolagnia” and even “urination” are so coldly clinical. Kinky terms are more playful: “Golden Showers,” “Water Sports,” “Wetting,” “Sprinkles.” One of my own golden retrievers likes to call my urine “Chateau Block,” especially after I’ve been drinking champagne. I like the term “Water of Life.” To differentiate it from it’s cousin, Female Ejaculation (Holy Water), I call it the Golden Water of Life. Read the rest of this entry »

Whew! The Judeo-Christian holidays are over, so stash that menorah, take down the tree and vent to your therapist about all the Judeo-Christian trauma your family put you through this year.

But don’t lose your holiday cheer! We’re still in the midst of the Pagan Holiday Party Season, also known as the “111 Days of Bacchanalian Pleasure Sex,” starting with Halloween Weekend, partying on down through Thanksgiving, Christmas, Saturnalia, Dionysia, Sun Birth Day, Hanukkah, Kwaanza, New Year’s, Eros Day, Mardi Gras and ending the day after Valentine’s Day. During these 111 days, which are the coldest and darkest of the year, we light fires, celebrate life, spread warmth and give each other orgasms and other gifts of joy. Peace through Partying! Read the rest of this entry »